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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a high definition piss? 1080 Pee -- My roommate"
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"A girl from the office is trying to get me fired for sexual harassment because I've been giving her ""inappropriate massages during work"" I said, Good luck sweetheart. I don't even work here."
"Just killed a butterfly. Let's see how this changes all future events."
"Before my girlfriend moved in I always had one night stand Now that things are getting serious we have two night stands"
"I'm planning on opening a store that sells string instruments for children. I'm calling it 'Kiddie Fiddlers'."
"What's half of 8? 5. The other half is 3."
"in high school I was voted 'who is that? does she even go to our school? Never saw her before'"
"Call your laptop what it really is: Bed TV."
"I really like passive aggressive people I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all."
"What's the difference between hardware and software? A floppy dick"