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Joke of the Day

"What would Donald Trump do if he doesn't win the election? He'll start his own brand of ""Government"""

"Eat 70,000 small meals each day to keep your metabolism going strong."

"Does a cow have the Buddha-nature? Mu."

"What's Irish and sits out in the rain? Paddy o' Furniture"

"This is marketing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-SbJbl2co"

"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"""Was I adopted?"" ""Yes. But they brought you back."""

"Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor? Because he swept for 20 years."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting."

"Friends are like snowflakes, they gang up on you and tell you you're an alcoholic."