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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"
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"My ex was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her."
"A saber-tooth tiger arrives at a cave party Where it's friends had been partying with a bunch of cave-people. ""I see I'm too late,"" says the tiger. ""Yup,"" says another. ""Everyone's eaten"""
"There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."
"Hillary will be the most transparent president ever... ... because she will have every state secret sitting on an insecure server in her basement. hahahaha *cry*"
"what currency does the sun use? starbucks"
"What does a redneck say for foreplay? ""Brace yourself, Linda-Lou"""
"What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper? Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?"
"Jesus: Unless you become like children you will not enter heaven *Gets hit by a water ballon* Jesus: That's not what I meant, Paul"