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Joke of the Day

"100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move."

"Two computers are on a date. One says to the other, ""i'm not your type."""

"You know your getting old when you drop something on the floor and instead picking it right back up, you just stare at it for a min or two..."

"If I had a penny for every Donald Trump joke, I would have a small loan of one million dollars"

"What's the difference between a procrastinator and a prognosticator? Well, I haven't come up with the punchline yet, but you can probably see where I'm going with it."

"what if the Blair Witch was just lonely"

"What do you call an oyster who can't find another job? A clamboni driver!"

"""are you a programmer?"" not really. me is more of an amateur grammar"

"Mitt Romney dissing Trump is like when an anime villain from the previous arc teams up to help stop the new billion times more evil villain"