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Joke of the Day
"Eat 70,000 small meals each day to keep your metabolism going strong."
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"What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? ""You caught me red handed!"""
"There's no easy way to say this... FJdnfiouadp, djfpiocu aneouidf, acnslikfiucukuokjpqukd. Diuoiufpqknddiolololdiodoodlioaidoiucnbnzquznd. Qudfiout'z'ndfjoikcugh."
"Cock... is a fowl word."
"Karma is like 69: ""You get, what you give"
"How do I know that Trump will be our next president? Because Orange is the new Black."
"Whenever I hear kids singing..... Whenever I hear kids singing ""do re mi"" I picture Chris Hansen is hiding in the room somewhere."
"You know what this new carpet needs? For me to open a tube of blue toothpaste, and jump up and down on it. - My 4yo. Apparently."
"My elected representatives and the executives of the firm I work at are going to be in the News soon ! Thanks Panama Papers !"
"""Muffintop"" doesn't adequately describe what this girl has hanging over her jeans. I think ""layer cake"" would be the more accurate term."