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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and sits out in the rain? Paddy o' Furniture"
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"Lawrence starts cooking Lawrence checks Twitter Lawrence smells smoke Lawrence Fishburne"
"Virgin vs. Slut What's the difference between a virgin and a slut? A virgin says ""Don't! STOP!"" A slut says, ""Don't stop!"""
"Why don't women need watches? There's a clock on the stove."
"They say that it requires fewer muscles to smile than to frown... How many muscles are needed to not give a fuck?"
"Co-worker: My husband & I are praying for a baby. Me: You know that's not how you get 1, right? You gotta have sex. What does HR want now?"
"I hope farmers are as disappointed as I am by the kinds of people at the farmer's market."
"why did the cheese stick hate football? because he wasn't first string!"
"My hooker friend finally got a toilet installed at her brothel. Now she can poop where she pleases."
"What's the best thing about having sex with 23 year olds? There's twenty of them."