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Joke of the Day
"Does a cow have the Buddha-nature? Mu."
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"Don't trust Bernie Sanders... A Jew wanting to break up the banks doesn't make sense *not meant in any way that would be seen as prejudice *obligatory post trigger warning"
"hilarious joke my penis size"
"I keep my friends close *lean in, whisper* and my anemones closer ""Sir thats very fun but aquarium policy forbids sitting in the touch tank"""
"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""
"How do you know Little Miss Muffet was a bodybuilder? She was always eating her curds and whey."
"Since Monopoly replaced its tiny iron, the talking mice in my walls now all have wrinkled shirts."
"""Why did u jump off that bridge?"" My friend did it too ""Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?"" Yes. I literally just said that"
"Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn't stop Russian the stage..."
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? Only a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again."