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Joke of the Day

"Let me clarify that I am not racist. We have a black in my family tree. We just haven't cut him down yet."

"What does a blowjob and a steady job have in common ? I haven't had either in five years"

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"

"I've realized that when my wife says ""what?"" its not because she didnt hear me, shes just giving me a chance to unsay something I just said."

"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."

"Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive? Inflation."

"My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes."

"My question is: how did she manage to forget the result?"

"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."

"Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !"