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Joke of the Day
"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."
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"As soon as he clicked on the title... ...he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more reposted jokes."
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