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Joke of the Day
"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."
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"It's awesome that 4th of July is in the summer. But it sucks for countries like Australia who have to watch fireworks in the winter. SUKAZ!"
"My shower has two settings: -Freezing Cold -The Ending of Terminator 2"
"When life gives you lemons, Instagram photos of them and add #Lemons, #LemonSwag, and #UJealous."
"What do you call it when a Jamaican kid's getting roasted Bwoi-opsy"
"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car, man."
"What do you call it when a pastry kills another pastry? Game of Scones."
"Have you guys heard about the guy who got his left side cut off? well he's all right now"
"Did you hear about the house the two lesbians made? It was all tongue and groove."
"Are you pudgey? Cause you have me hooked!"