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Joke of the Day

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"

"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."

"I'm really glad that Obama won in 2008 and was able to be the first black president of the United States of America his back up job was to be the first white president of Kenya."

"What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time? A widow"

"[interview] Your resume says you have a ""take no prisoners attitude"". You know you are applying to be a corrections officer, right?"

"Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV? There was too much sax and violins."

"I didn't know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting... So I just came in my pants."

"Q: Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years."

"No ""It's not complicated"". One of you is just a dumbass."

"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."