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Joke of the Day

"My neighbor came pounding on my front door at 2am last night lucky for him, I was up practicing my bag pipes."

"The first Matrix director coming out as a trans-woman felt bold, unexpected and original.... .... the second one? Ehh... not so much."

"After the man was named bishop by the church, what was his next move? Diagonal"

"How depressed are you on a scale from 1 to ""regularly visits song lyrics websites""?"

"Attractive people, have the decency to leave news and comedy to the rest of us."

"That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says ""I'd hit that."""

"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"

"What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common? They all know how to get black men off."

"Why are women bad at parking? Because they have a wrong perception of how long 20 centimeters are."

"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Drunk"