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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."
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"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."
"When a kid wants to snuggle it means you're about to get warmth in your heart and an elbow to every single one of your other organs."
"Yo momma so fat She has a hard time breathing and walking because of her obesity."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged."
"During lunch, what did one Soldier say to the other Soldier? Want some Turkey?"
"Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds? Theres twenty four of them."
"Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too"
"Advice to women: don't confuse men with credit cards."
"I'm with North Korea when comes to being offended by James Franco and Seth Rogen."