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Joke of the Day
"If the dove is the bird of peace... ...what is the bird of true love? The swallow."
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"I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays."
"Why was the little ink blot so unhappy? Because his mother was in the pen, and they didn't know how long the sentence would be."
"What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !"
"What's the number one killer of African-Americans? I don't know, just axe them."
"Willie Nelson, 81, found dead... He was playing 'On The Road Again'"
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar."
"Have you heard of that new film about the tractor? I've just seen the trailer."
"A dung beetle walks into a bar And asks the bartender, ""Is this stool taken?"""
"Bought a new boomerang Can't throw away my old one"