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Joke of the Day

"Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !"

"If I didn't have to pee, I'd probably never get out of bed."

"What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black? [OC] A parka, son."

"Press ""three"" for Spanish, and press ""fo"" for Ebonics"

"I find it hard to dress casually. I always get emotionally involved."

"What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish? A pan....duh"

"What did the Spanish boy leaving for the city say to his father? Ciudad!"

"Did you hear about the man who died in a bowl of muesli He got pulled under by a strong currant"

"What is the definition of stalking? When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it"

"Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty? Waiter: Look at who they have to serve."