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Joke of the Day
"Why did god give women legs? Have you ever seen the trail a snail leaves?"
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"How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball it drives them nuts !"
"When I hear the word ""aftermath"" - it always makes me hungry. At school, lunch period followed Math class, so we ate ""aftermath"""
"to the scum photoshopping bandanas on my wedding photos, STOP. my wife has a bad memory & is in tears, she thinks she married a bandana guy"
"How do you impregnate a nun? You fuck her."
"Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road? Because a wall was blocking his way"
"If you are afraid of pedophiles... ...Grow up!"
"Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever."
"Relationship status: Putting aloe on the wall and rubbing against it to apply in places that I can't reach."
"*climbs into windowless van* *puts on ""Free Hugs"" t-shirt* *heads out to make new friends* *fails* *waits for lawyer in windowless room*"