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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Donald Trump cross the road? Because a wall was blocking his way"
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"A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."
"If you finger a bum... you're a hobosexual"
"Why are recycle bins optimistic? Because they're full of cans. *ba dum tss*"
"Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist."
"Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call."
"If I could make the ultimate scary animal, I'd make it hybrid with the head of a bear, bear claws, and the body of a bear."
"If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something..."
"What's the name of the yoga pose where you're hunched over your kitchen sink shoving handfuls of cereal into your mouth?"