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Joke of the Day
"If you are afraid of pedophiles... ...Grow up!"
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"What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing? Depth perception."
"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit."
"The past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense."
"Please spare me the agony of listening to your relationship problems if you always end up with the same idiot."
"What do you call a bowling alley in Brooklyn? Ebo-wling"
"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"
"An inverse exorcism... When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy."
"Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine? When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week."
"[the followin is based on a true story] *clips of me hittin my shin on my bed every nite for a year* Narrator: its like he forgets its there"