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Joke of the Day

"It's so awkward getting a boner during a prostate exam. Especially when they realize you're not a doctor."

"Just one look at any Smurf's balls and you can tell he's horny as hell."

"How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !"

"A man works hard to name an interval equal to 24 hours. so he calls it a day."

"My mom yelled at my sister "" GET OUTTA MY PURSE!""... My sister yelled back ""I'M TOO BIG TO BE IN YOU'RE PURSE!"""

"I got a text from an unknown number that said ""Game on."" It's either a wrong number, or someone wants to wear my skin like a suit."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"

"When I was young I wanted to be smart, like my dad ... he also wants to be smart!"

"Lately I've been really honest with people and so far only 47 people are mad at me"

"Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee? Because she used #nofilter"