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Joke of the Day

"*climbs into windowless van* *puts on ""Free Hugs"" t-shirt* *heads out to make new friends* *fails* *waits for lawyer in windowless room*"

"Warning: 18+ [link!](http://imgur.com/dkKxyoa)"

"I kinda want Hillary to win the US election Just for the sheer irony of her sitting at the desk Monica was under."

"The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said ""Can I have a word?"""

"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino? Well hell-if-i-know!"

"Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral? the obituary read ""Please send donations in luau flowers."""

"Ladies: If he's right handed, and you find the mouse to the left of the computer monitor, there is only one explanation. Sorry Guys."

"Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine? Because they'd been floored by his punch."

"How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."

"The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you."