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Joke of the Day
"How do you impregnate a nun? You fuck her."
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"You should ask her if she gained weight. That way she knows you're paying attention to her."
"Why shouldn't you make jokes about dwarves giving fellatio? It's a bit of a low blow..."
"The most unrealistic part of The Martian movie was... CNN's coverage did not involve speculation about whether Joe Biden would also get stuck on Mars"
"What is E.T short for? He only has little legs."
"What kind of music do balloons hate the most? Pop music."
"Sex is not the answer... Sex is the question. ""Yes"" is the answer"
"How can you tell if your roommate's gay? His dick tastes like shit"
"Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender."
"She died doing what she loved best, making toast in the bathtub."