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Joke of the Day
"Why does Santa Clause have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."
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"Do you think Obama is Jewish? He is always asking for change..."
"LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."
"My ex wife died so I went to the cemetery and to honor her, I poured a fine, 12 year old bottle of scotch on her grave. But first I filtered it through my kidneys. EDIT: Holy crap! Front page!!!"
"TIFU by sleeping with my boss I should be getting a promotion any day now."
"The NSA: The only part of government that actually listens"
"btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search ""scrotum"" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong"
"""my favorite bon jovi song? oh its definitely the one where it sounds like a computer is trying to talk while burping"""
"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."
"""You can't sleep either?"" Says a voice from under your bed."