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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by sleeping with my boss I should be getting a promotion any day now."
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"When you ask your waiter for an extra pickle, don't wink. It can easily be misinterpreted."
"What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common? Their patients are 2'"
"They say the black community isn't to fond of gay marriage... maybe its for the best.. I mean... who needs two dead beat fathers?"
"I'm sick of all of the Irish stereotypes... As soon as I finish this drink I'm punching someone"
"Have you heard the one about the Imaginary man? You haven't? Me neither!"
"The spokesperson for the National organisation against impotence got up to the podium... ...And proclaimed ""This will not stand!"""
"Joseph Smith sold so many copies of the Book of Mormon That they made him a prophet."
"Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias ""Who is having alot of plight 2012]"
"Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor."