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Joke of the Day

"btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search ""scrotum"" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong"

"Pretty sure Brazil has an enormous wax museum."

"Did you hear the one... about the blind prostitute? You really had to hand it to her."

"You can run but my rifle's got a scope."

"55% of people will yawn after reading the word ""yawn."""

"Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling."

"I pitched my movie idea to a producer . It was about a kid who found out his transgender uncle was a superhero. I called it Auntman, the producer didn't get the idea, because he was black..."

"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"

"Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner five in another and two in another how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !"

"The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide.. Sexy kids."