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Joke of the Day
"""You can't sleep either?"" Says a voice from under your bed."
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"Here is a horrible insult. You look good."
"The worst thing about a prison tattoo is always having to explain why you got a tattoo of a prison."
"Why do professional product reviewers like vacuum cleaners? No matter how good or bad it is, they can truthfully say ""it sucks."""
"What do you call a blowjob from a midget? A low blow."
"Hitler killed... six million Jews..."
"Putin persecutes homosexuals in his own country... ...then goes and enters another country through the back door? Very mixed messages from Russia."
"I got my family banned from playing Family Feud today. The category was ""Describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote"" and apparently ""ARE YOU READY KIDS?"" was not the right answer."
"How do you best serve burned food? Coal'd."
"You catch a giraffe with giraffe bait. You catch an elephant with elephant bait. How do you catch a click? Clickbait"