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Joke of the Day

"LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."

"Advertisers think we're like ""Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"""

"Knock Knock! Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop. Eat mop who?? I will do no such thing"

"You're all a bunch of racist motherfuckers.. The correct term is African-American Friday."

"So Donald Trump is only getting $1 a year as president? You could probably get an immigrant to do a better job for a cheaper price."

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash :("

"What do you get when you cross an attention whore with an attention horse? The centaur of attention."

"What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe? ""I yield!"""

"Twitter...because if it can't be described in 140 characters or less, did it really ever happen?"

"I looked into a blonde's eyes but all I saw was the back of her head!"