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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody nose."

"Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10? Because seven, eight, nine."

"Learner driver: What happens when everything's coming your way? Instructor: You're in the wrong lane."

"Dr: Are you sexually active? Me: *cries* Dr: Um, are you sexually- Me: *cries harder* Dr: .....Ok. Do you drink? Me: YES I BLOODY DRINK"

"[NSFW] What's black and blue and hates sex? The little boy in my trunk."

"Who do you call a stupid whore? Your mother, that is who i call a stupid whore"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't really matter, he's not coming when you call him."

"I think ""old media"" should rebrand themselves as ""cougar media"" to attract a younger male audience."

"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"

"Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic dyslexic? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog."