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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody nose."
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"What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas? Last Christmas I gave you my fart"
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"
"In Soviet Russia... Joke kills you."
"Mexican magician A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof*... He disappered without a tres."
"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."
"I asked my dad what he thinks of Nihilism... He said, ""Does it matter?"""
"I swear, if I go to read one more goddamn article and I click on it and it's a video, I'll... I'll... tweet about it."