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Joke of the Day

"What is the flatulent fat guy's favorite song after his gf dumped him during Christmas? Last Christmas I gave you my fart"

"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"

"Bin Laden is also responsible for all of my typos and unfunny tweets."

"What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in? DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!"

"confucius say when you take old hooker to all you can eat seafood you walk away with a big bag of crabs"

"a guy walks into a bar.. ouch*"

"Around me, girls tend to lie when they're drunk... Especially on their back"

"What made the cable guy late? There was a cord-eal"

"[news anchor] ""Up next, can more sex lead to a healthier & happier-"" *wife changes channel*"

"No one is born racist. Racism is taught. By other races."