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Joke of the Day

"I'm currently on a 2 hour layover in St. Louis airport. I'm cold and Missourable."

"""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's"

"Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz? Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs"

"Shawty: Where's the naan brad Lad: there's naan left..."

"Are you an atheist, but uncomfortable with the atheist movement? Join the atheist stillness"

"What crawls up walls and scares the shit outta Jews? Gas pipes."

"I'm old enough to remember when there was only one fat kid in class photos."

"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."

"A good artist knows where to draw the line."

"How can a man take an abortion pill? He just picks one up and leaves."