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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a scout boy and a jew? The scout boy comes home from camp."
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"Trump says ""The less immigrants we let into our country the better!"" Pence, correcting Trump, says ""The Fewer"" Trump says ""Whoa Mike don't call me that just yet"""
"Setp 1: Learn Spelling"
"Why do they call them 'jews'? ""'jew gonna do anything with that, 'cause I can take it off your hands?"""
"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? because it really looks like it did."
"My friend asked if he could tell me a Soundgarden joke. I said no. I didn't want to hear a Black Hole Pun."
"Me: Better late than never! Wife: ... M: Seeing red? W: ... M: Go with the flow! W: ... M: I'll go buy tampons. W: NOW, MISTER FUNNY MAN."
"i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation"
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors it's just something I could really see myself doing."
"Women are like public toilets... They're all dirty except for the disabled ones."