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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a scout boy and a jew? The scout boy comes home from camp."
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"[1st day as police officer] PARTNER: THAT CAR FLEW BY DOING 126 MPH! LET'S ROLL! ME: Um, ok, but I literally JUST got this ice cream cone."
"I was getting a handjob from this blind hooker... She told me: WOW! This is the biggest dick I have ever felt! I said ""No way! You're pulling my leg!"""
"I was in a taxi when the driver said.. I was in a taxi when the driver said""I love my job! I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!"". I said ""Great. Now take a left here!"""
"If your uncle jack helped you off an elephant Would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"
"What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him naturally."
"What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer."
"007 then and now 007 then: Shaken not stirred. 007 now: Trimmed not shaved."
"what was the last thing that went through Jane Wicker's mind? The Ground."
"Left the waitress a tip of $4.04. Now I'm concerned she won't be able to find it."