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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"
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"I finally had the talk with my kids. I told them that in the wild animals eat their young so they better get their shit together."
"Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones? Because they should use protection to practice safe text"
"The Never Ending Story should've been a movie about a phone call from my Mother"
"Had some mushrooms this morning. Breakfast of Champignons."
"What is the most common disease for lettuce? Icebergers."
"My neighbors are drunk & climbing up the balcony. Or possibly being robbed. Whatever."
"Yo momma's so stupid when she tried to commit suicide, she killed her twin."
"Relationship status: Negotiating with the dog to lease space in his flat."
"They should remake The Ring; instead of a tape, the creepy little girl uploads her video to YouTube and wipes out pretty much everybody."