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Joke of the Day

"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"

"Sacred cows make the best hamburgers. "

"What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothin. You're gonna lose a trailer either way. -Robin Williams"

"Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F."

"I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works."

"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont pay attention but call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget."

"A guy walks into a bar and takes a seat... The bartender yells, ""Hey, give that back!"""

"What is Mozart doing right now? Any one else get that pm? /u/jokinglikeabot"

"What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? A Nokia"

"If I had but one life to give for my country it would be a lawyer's."