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Joke of the Day
"What did the ZERO say to the EIGHT? 0 - Nice belt. 8 - thank you :)"
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"What do you call a religious duck? A Quacker"
"Wife:Stop watching porn Wife: (shouting) Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen . . . . . Husband: . . . . I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena... I'm watching tennis...."
"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""
"I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts."
"""What's your name?"" ""I am Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi to Drogo's riders-"" *Starbucks barista quits on the spot*"
"What do you call a pompous piece of bread? A braguette."
"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay, they would be bagels!"
"Government Shutdown: Day 4 3am: Monkey House, National Zoo A door crashes open. A triumphant screech. Ben Stiller escapes into the night."
"Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together "