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Joke of the Day

"The reason I hate my girlfriend a vegan She doesn't like to eat meat if you know what I mean."

"A lot more happened on board the Titanic than you might think. The movie just touched on the tip of the iceberg."

"Islam IS a RACE to the 7th century."

"Yo mama is so fat NASA wants to add her to the solar system"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because that's where the submarine was."

"My friend stole my Atlas and won't give it back. Seriously it's the world to me."

"I dropped food on the floor and my dog got excited but it was just tomato. I catfished my dog"

"blonde joke Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? A: Knock on the door."

"What do you call a broken snake? A reptile dysfunction."

"I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme... The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton."