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"""You know why I pulled you over?"" ""Does anyone know why anyone's pulled over?"" ""Wow. You're free to go."" ""Is anyone free?"" ""Oh you're good."""
"I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles."
"People as ticklish as me shouldn't get pedicures. I've kicked this Asian in the face twice already."
"What's the ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? Eskimo pi."
"You had me at cello."
"What do you call Japanese people that fly planes? Pirates."
"What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold? A cheeseburger can't feed your ego."
"I heard there was a website to find missing sausage.... But I couldn't find the link"
"A scotsman goes to the dentist. Sits down on the seat and the dentist asks ""Comfy?"" The scotsman replies ""Glasgow mate"""