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Joke of the Day

"I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme... The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton."

"Told a chemist a joke No reaction"

"How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [DATA EXPUNGED]"

"Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes? Because icing is not allowed."

"How do you make a hippopotamus float? 2 hippos and a LOT of root beer."

"If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a... ...forward four-word foreword for Word."

"Crocodile: ""See ya later alligator."" Alligator: ""yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."""

"I'm like a trampoline... My friends know i exist, but they never play with me"

"Latvians don't know Fonz... ...they don't have happy days."

"You know all those things that ""Have been shown to cause cancer in the state of California""? Seems they prove the state of California causes cancer."