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Joke of the Day
"My friend stole my Atlas and won't give it back. Seriously it's the world to me."
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"Little Known Fact: Bon Jovi has five brothers: Bon Joi, Bon Joii, Bon Joiii, Bon Joiv and Bon Jov"
"What's the difference between the Welland bus terminal and a Lobster with breast implants? One is a busty crustacean, and the other is a crusty bus station."
"(Physics) What's a physicists favourite graph? A Van De Graaff."
"Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism? Because you might get Sikh"
"If someone is born deaf and dumb, blind, has no arms or legs.... Can we actually call him a piece of meat?"
"Why does the New York Times hire Jews? So they can put out a paper on December 26th."
"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""
"DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*"
"How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon? You poke 'em on."