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Joke of the Day
"I dropped food on the floor and my dog got excited but it was just tomato. I catfished my dog"
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"GW... You can say what you want about the Boron but at least he Phosphorus. Also, in jokes the comics _did_ Barium. edit: Hope you get it, Bromine."
"What do you call a broken square? A REKTangle"
"Developers with New Game Ideas ""Ok I got it. Here's my epic title. Patent pending! Subjugate The Rest of the World...sounds fun right?"" Where do I have to travel to play this game?"
"What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids."
"I wonder What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day?"
"What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese? A murder most fowl"
"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me holmes"
"I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used"
"Did you hear that the Jim Henson company is making a show about meth-cooking? They're calling it Borking Bad."