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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a broken snake? A reptile dysfunction."
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"A neutron orders a drink at a bar. When it comes time to pay, the neutron asks how much did the drink come to. The bartender replied, ""For you, no charge."""
"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose"
"What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ? the taste!"
"I just took a huge shot It was quite a vowel movement!"
"Horse walks into a bar... ..Barman: ""Why the long face?"""
"I have absolutely no idea what the phrase ""saving room for dessert"" means."
"*sits 27 hours for an oil on canvas portrait* omg delete that. Bartholomew i'm serious do not fucking hang that in the Great Hall"
"Guys at work are always like ""why are your shorts so short?"" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know"
"Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."