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Joke of the Day
"blonde joke Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? A: Knock on the door."
Next Joke
"What does FUN stand for? Some nights, I don't know."
"Dentist: when was the last time you flossed? Me: bro, you were there."
"Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread."
"Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting."
"My dad just lost his leg in a motorcycle accident Now his feet only smell half as bad."
"If you can take my girl, then you can have her. If I can take your girl, then you can have her too."
"I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig"
"People who say love is dead have obviously never seen me eat a burrito."
"Sex Change I ran into an old guy friend named Harry that had a sex change to be woman named Jan. I told her, don't forget it's Jan-ur-Harry 1st."