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Joke of the Day

"Islam IS a RACE to the 7th century."

"I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken."

"Did you hear about the dating website for old people? ""I've Fallen In Love And I Can't Get Up"""

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're getting a blowjob from Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""

"Drunk texts are only fun if you're the one sending them. With that said, I'm having a blast right now."

"Instead of playing FarmVille I just send blank email messages to myself and then delete them."

"How man Jews can you fit in a Mercedes? A few thousand. They all fit in the ashtray"

"**SEX.** SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. Now that you have my attention, go do the dishes for me."

"a guy jacks off with pictures of his girlfriend he realized they were blank"

"What's the difference between a repost and a bullet? I don't want to put a repost in my mouth"