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Joke of the Day
"What's the Vatican City's favorite snack? popecorn"
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"The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated."
"My girlfriend is kind of like a ninja attack.. They're two things I'll never see coming. (I've never been so proud of myself for writing a joke)"
"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."
"What do you call cheese that is not your own? Nacho cheese"
"According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid."
"LOSER BOOTY CALL... APARTMENT Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it's probably nicer than my room at the Y."
"How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie? Get some furniture"
"What do you call a porn with two couples? A pair-a-mount picture."
"I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state."