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Joke of the Day

"LOSER BOOTY CALL... APARTMENT Wow, you have your own apartment? Yeah, it's probably nicer than my room at the Y."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick Question! Feminists can't change anything."

"Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. The first few chapters were awful, but by the end I loved it."

"I prefer to do my stand up comedy in airports As long as TSA and Homeland Security do their job, there's no way I'd bomb"

"I got my wife a plunger for her birthday... because she just LOVES bringing up old shit."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !"

"The longest minute in the world is the one between finishing SkyMall and waiting for them to allow electronics."

"Why is six afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender..."

"Yoshi meets Mario's parents. ""Nice to meet you, it's about time he's been riding me for years."""

"How do you escape from a Jewish Cop? You take the toll road."