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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a porn with two couples? A pair-a-mount picture."
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"I did bad and I should feel bad What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people? Horizontal blinds."
"If you see a glass as half empty, pour it into a smaller glass."
"Me: My stomach hurts. WebMD: You're a kid, trying to get out of something."
"Do you know why Americans think Canadians are so apologetic? It's because every time someone tells us they're American, we say ""oh, sorry."""
"This year for Kwanzaa, I'm getting my roommate the traditional Kwanzaa toy. A Dr. Dreidel"
"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."
"did you read dr seuss as a kid because green eggs and damn"
"Knock-knock... ""Knock-knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'"" :)"
"Would you like to hear a joke about ghosts? That's the spirit!"