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Joke of the Day
"According to maxipad commercials, all women are full of blue windshield washer fluid."
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"What did a bad teacher tell their wisecracking student? Don't get smart with me."
"What did one snowman say the the other? Smells like carrots."
"Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner? Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating."
"When asked, 'Are you Twittering?' if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet."
"Legend has it that if you don't look a coworker in the eye they won't stop to tell you about their weekend."
"To determine how safe a neighborhood is, divide the number of white women carrying yoga mats by the number of signs saying 'Checks Cashed'"
"Wife: Do you want some dinner? Me: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No"
"How much did the critic tip the waitor? two cents"