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Joke of the Day

"I ran out of excuses to get out of family gatherings, so I moved out of state."

"Where does a hedge knight invest his money? In a hedge fund"

"I went to school without my shoes today. I got shoe-spended for a week."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a cement wall? DAM!"

"What is Baltimore's favourite instrument The lute"

"How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it."

"What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon? He got lemonaids."

"Sitting in the back of a police car ""Excuse me, could I have the AUX chord, please?"""

"Here's my complete guide to art of trolling. Enjoy!"

"My thoughts today are like underwear, I don't have any clean ones."