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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cheese that is not your own? Nacho cheese"
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"[First day at New Job] New Boss: When in Rome do as the Romans you know? <Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry>"
"What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile? Gladiator."
"Where can you find lubricant in the library? In the non-friction section."
"You know what keeps me up at night? Pauly Shore has turned down more hot women than I will ever, ever meet. Pauly. Shore."
"Friends are like trees They fall down when you hit them with an axe"
"So the Zika virus causes tiny brains huh? Something something something Congress something something Donald Trump."
"*Lying in hospital Doctor)Your back is broken in 6 places. You may never walk again Me)At least I got all the groceries in one trip"
"Parenting is basically telling your kids they need to eat more fruit then telling them to quit eating all the fruit."
"If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!"