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Joke of the Day
"What do you call cheese that is not your own? Nacho cheese"
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"Almost 65% of statistics are made up. The other half are lies."
"You know, I just love whiteboards... They're remarkable."
"My friend asked me how it felt to be able to say that i was married I said that ""It has a nice ring to it"""
"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer.. But no one will do it."
"Taken from a UNIX program called fortune. Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!"
"In the 50's the pot called the kettle a different word."
"A nurse takes out a rectal thermometer from her shirt pocket And thinks, Some asshole has got my pen."
"All women want is to have a relationship with an intelligent man. The only problem is that intelligent men don't get into relationships."