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Joke of the Day

"The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated."

"What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation? Dame mas Vasolina"

"Why don't dead people sneeze? Because they're too busy coffin."

"Sleeping with your girlfriend is like sleeping in a no camping zone. You want to get comfy,but you can't risk pitching a tent. Was bored"

"Being a suicide bolder sounds like a blast"

"Hi, I'm from Brazil and I can't go to the backyard, I'm afraid my german shepherd will laugh instead of bark at me..."

"A Rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar... The bartender said ""You three get the hell out of my bar! I don't want to be part of a joke."""

"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... Because they always take things literally."

"So an anti-vaxxer tells me that vaccines cause autism. So I reply ""Oh, so you've gotten vaccinated, then?"" ~~Sorry if it's a terrible joke.~~ No regrets"