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Joke of the Day

"The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated."

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for $50 His dad then asks, ""$30? What do you need $20 for?!?"""

"I heard... ...terrorists are shouting ""allahu akbar!"" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones."

"[plane] ""Is there a doctor on board?"" Im a doctor ""Okay quick the passenger is having a heart att- Of fine arts ""What?"" Doctor of Fine Arts"

"I saw a huge seagull today... It was big enough to be a D-gull But not quite big enough to be an Eagle"

"What do you call an Asian with a big... NSFW Butt hole? Gay ping!"

"What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders."

"Sia's full name is: ""Sia...Wouldntwannabia."""

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?? Yeah, it runs in your jeans..."

"I'm not transphobic, I used to play with toy locomotives all the time!"