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Joke of the Day

"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"

"An amazing talking dog"

"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."

"If I was in charge of SWAT I'd change the name to the ""Special Weapons And Grenades"" team just so police would have to radio in for SWAG"

"Why did the Indian pedophile miss work? He was feeling a little Sikh."

"You know what is ironic about Whitney Houston dying in her bath tub? She was taking swimming lessons at that time"

"Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as gay... No wonder the iPhone 6 won't stay straight!"

"A man lost $100 bill Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it."

"What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah"

"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender"