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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah"
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"Was kicked out of Walmart today. When I walked in I saw a ""Wet Floor"" sign. So I did."
"[at fancy-dress party shouting over all the barking] ""YOU NEED TO LEAVE"" me dressed as a giant vacuum cleaner: ""I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD 6 DOGS"""
"How do you cure a Jewish kid of ADD By sending him to a concentration camp"
"Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones."
"Two law students walk into a bar. They both failed."
"God is Love... ... But Satan does that thing you like with his tongue."
"If I had a dollar for every time I've used algebra in my life I'd have *n* dollars"
"Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home. Credit : Snoop Dogg"
"Is Yoda's last name Lay-he-hoo?"