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Joke of the Day

"You might be a hipster if... Friend: Did you see that <funny cat picture> on reddit's frontpage? Me: Naah, I don't subscribe to all the big, popular subreddits."

"My Russian friend came to visit me Vladislav? Baby Don't Hurt Me...."

"What do 8 hobbits make? A hobbyte."

"If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? Ans : No time at all it is already built."

"Two vampires walk into a bar One orders a glass of blood, the other orders a glass of plasma. The bartender replies, ""So one blood and a blood light."""

"Why was Han Solo dissapointed in his Blow Job from Princess Leia? It was Chewy"

"What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander? 12 months"

"Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton? Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails."

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle ago was aggravating him? You're being very teste"

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture in the room"