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Joke of the Day

"If I was in charge of SWAT I'd change the name to the ""Special Weapons And Grenades"" team just so police would have to radio in for SWAG"

"Donald Trump, George Zimmerman, and DJ Khaled walk into a bar. Said bar is immediately shut down; State law bans brothels and with three massive attention whores in one room they kinda have no choice."

"What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life, and you're just starting back at your last checkpoint?"

"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne only comes on your face after 12"

"Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!"

"This joke I made up while in the shower What's the difference between my shower and everyone? My shower gets turned on by me."

"I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food"

"I prefer shampoo to the real thing."

"What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress? Me"

"What food is bad for epileptic people? Seizure salad"